Misc Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snow balls!
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What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking!
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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