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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
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What do rappers use in their laundry?
Bleeee-otch!
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