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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Mufasa!
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How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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What do you call a computer that sings?
Adell!
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
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