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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Britney Spears.Britney Spears who?Knock knock.Who's there?Britney Spears.
Oops, I did it again!
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What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christoper Walken
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
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