48 Actually Funny Jokes About Doctors, Lawyers & Everyone In Between | Good Bad Jokes

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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
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I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
Stay out of those places!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager!
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers.
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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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