333 Fully Groan Puns So Bad They're Good

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  Why was six afraid of seven?

  Because seven is a registered six offender.

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  Knock Knock.

  Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who? ...💩

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  Knock knock.

  Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No *you're* a poo!

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  What does a nosey pepper do?

  It gets jalapeño business!

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  What did one bean say to the other bean?

  How you bean?

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  What did the finger say to the thumb?

  I'm in glove with you.

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  What did the policeman say to his belly button?

  You're under a vest!

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  What do you give a sick bird?

  Tweetment.

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  What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

  You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!

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  How much does a hipster weigh?

  An instagram!

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  What's a specimen?

  An Italian astronaut!

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  What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

  Virgin mobile!

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  I miss my umbilical cord.

  I grew attached to it.

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  What do you do when you see a spaceman?

  Park in it, man!

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  What did the wall say to the ceiling?

  I'll meet you at the corner.

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