333 Fully Groan Puns So Bad They're Good

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  How do you make a glow worm happy?

  Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!

  1717 votes · Copy Joke

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  Where do cows go for a first date?

  To the moooovies!

  2340 votes · Copy Joke

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  How do you feel when there is no coffee?

  Depresso.

  2442 votes · Copy Joke

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  What does a baby computer call his father?

  Data!

  2163 votes · Copy Joke

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  What's green and sings?

  Elvis Parsley!

  2009 votes · Copy Joke

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  Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?

  Because she's probably thick and tired of it!

  2294 votes · Copy Joke

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  Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.

  Period.

  2523 votes · Copy Joke

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  Have you ever smelled moth balls?

  Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?

  2421 votes · Copy Joke

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  What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

  Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

  1602 votes · Copy Joke

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  What didn't the melons get married?

  Because they cantaloupe!

  2225 votes · Copy Joke

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  What would bears be without bees?

  Ears!

  1704 votes · Copy Joke

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  Did you hear about the circus fire?

  It was intense!

  2157 votes · Copy Joke

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  Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?

  Because William Shatner!

  1993 votes · Copy Joke

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  I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.

  She gave me carbs!

  2003 votes · Copy Joke

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  What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?

  He wet his plants!

  1893 votes · Copy Joke