346 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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Knock, knock.
Whose their?
It's your English teacher, we have a lot of work to do...
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Panther.Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Murray.Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?
Because there might be an Italian dressing!
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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