346 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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