394 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!
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What did the 85-year-old say to a woman at a senior’s dance?
So, do I come here often?
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
1494 votes · ·
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
2640 votes · ·
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
2100 votes · ·
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
3489 votes · ·
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
4426 votes · ·
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
2762 votes · ·
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
731 votes · ·
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
742 votes · ·
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
2539 votes · ·
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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