398 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
11 votes · ·
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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What did the 85-year-old say to a woman at a senior’s dance?
So, do I come here often?
2 votes · ·
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Knock, knock.
Whose their?
It's your English teacher, we have a lot of work to do...
2 votes · ·
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
2 votes · ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Ho-ho.Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could really use some work.
2 votes · ·
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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
2 votes · ·
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What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!
12 votes · ·
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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
2643 votes · ·
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
2100 votes · ·
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
3490 votes · ·
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
4427 votes · ·
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
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