256 of The Best Dad Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?
Reboot!
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
2478 votes · ·
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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