256 of The Best Dad Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
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What do rappers use in their laundry?
Bleeee-otch!
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