333 of The Best Dad Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?
Reboot!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Art.Art who?
R2-D2, of course!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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What's worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the whatever.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Panther.Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Murray.Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
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