328 of The Best Dad Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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What happens if you rearrange the letters of postmen?
They get very angry!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Ho-ho.Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could really use some work.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Jupiter.Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry up and open this door!
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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