40 Dirty Jokes for Adults | Good Bad Jokes

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snow balls!
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How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
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A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him: "You need to stop masturbating."
"Why?" the man asks. The doctor replies: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
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What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
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A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch.
He picks it up and throws it across the street. A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch. The snail looks up and says, "What the fuck was *that* all about!?"
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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dic-tater!
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