40 Dirty Jokes for Adults | Good Bad Jokes

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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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How did the Scotsman find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying!
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
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