20 Actually Funny Doctor Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What time do you go to the dentists?
Whatever time they book you in.
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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.
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