258 Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a job.
The bartender says "A talking dog! You should be in the circus!" The dog says "Why would a circus need a bartender?"
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What do you call a pig who's lost his voice?
Disgruntled!
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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
Ian!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Panther.Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming!
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Murray.Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
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Why are dogs bad at dancing?
They have two left feet!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Moustache.Moustache who?
I moustache you something, but I'll shave it for later.
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What kind of frog is part Polish?
A tadpole!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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Do your socks have holes in them?
No. Then how'd you get your feet in them?
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