258 Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's not coming.
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him.
My fault for getting one that's pure bred...
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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