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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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What's worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the whatever.
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What time do you go to the dentists?
Whatever time they book you in.
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian…
Well, they're not laughing now!
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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