258 Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
1494 votes · ·
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
2638 votes · ·
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
2099 votes · ·
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
3487 votes · ·
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
2762 votes · ·
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
731 votes · ·
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
742 votes · ·
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
2537 votes · ·
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
575 votes · ·
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
1878 votes · ·
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
1739 votes · ·
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
1625 votes · ·
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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