280 Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Irrelevant.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!
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Shopping centers are boring.
If you've seen one, you've seen the mall!
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
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