282 Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What happens if you rearrange the letters of postmen?
They get very angry!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Ho-ho.Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could really use some work.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Jupiter. Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry up and open this door!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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What time do you go to the dentists?
Whatever time they book you in.
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian…
Well, they're not laughing now!
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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