64 Kids Jokes about Misc | Good Bad Jokes

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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Murray.Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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Do your socks have holes in them?
No. Then how'd you get your feet in them?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Opportunity.Opportunity who?
That's impossible, opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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I bought a dog from a locksmith.
As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door!
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