64 Kids Jokes about Misc | Good Bad Jokes

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is!"
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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