15 Kids Jokes about Pop Culture | Good Bad Jokes

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name!
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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
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