199 Puns for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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I've got a great joke about construction…
but I'm still working on it!
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Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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