199 Puns for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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