199 Puns for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle!
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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