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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers.
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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