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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?
Reboot!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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