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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEE🎶
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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!
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