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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
1900 votes · ·
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life!"
But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…
Luckily only one crow showed up!
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
1961 votes · ·
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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