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And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life!"
But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.

2359 Votes: 1776 people thought this was funny, 583 did not.Categories: Food & Drink, History & Religion | Format: Puns, Short Story | Tone: Clean, Clever

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