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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
The guardians of the galaxy!
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing!
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
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