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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
The guardians of the galaxy!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing!
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?
Feyoncé!
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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