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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?
Someday my prints will come…
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
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