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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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What do you call a computer that sings?
Adell!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Mufasa!
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking!
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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