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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
2099 votes · ·
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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
1717 votes · ·
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
2340 votes · ·
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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
2442 votes · ·
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
2164 votes · ·
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
2009 votes · ·
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
2295 votes · ·
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
2524 votes · ·
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
2157 votes · ·
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
1994 votes · ·
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
2003 votes · ·
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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!
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