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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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I might have an open casket funeral…
Remains to be seen.
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What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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