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Knock knock.
Who's there?Britney Spears.Britney Spears who?Knock knock.Who's there?Britney Spears.
Oops, I did it again!
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What's a Leper's favorite musical?
Footloose!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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