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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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