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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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I've got a great joke about construction…
but I'm still working on it!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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