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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?
Feyoncé!
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
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What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?
Someday my prints will come…
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
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