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How many ears does Spock have?
3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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