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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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