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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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