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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo Drizzle
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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