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What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Irrelevant.
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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What's rock hard and full of seamen?
A submarine!
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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
It's going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a bunny!
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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
There's one less drunk at the wake!
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What kind of kebabs are eaten in libraries?
Shush Kebabs!
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls?
Rick O'Shea!
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!
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What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge!
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Where do you find the most fish?
Between the head and the tail!
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What do you call a fish wearing a tie?
Sofishticated!
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What do you call a plane full of bald people?
Receding Airlines.
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