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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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