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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
731 votes · ·
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
770 votes · ·
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How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking. JK, rolling!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
577 votes · ·
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
639 votes · ·
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
617 votes · ·
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEE🎶
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
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