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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
2678 votes · ·
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
The guardians of the galaxy!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
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