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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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There are 3 types of people in this world…
Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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