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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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There are 3 types of people in this world…
Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
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How has the price of opinions remained $0.02 over the years even after inflation?
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking. JK, rolling!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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